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beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

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shouldnt:

Teachers who put both all of the above and none of the above as choices on exams are the worst type of teachers.

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lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
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englishsnow:

 Kirstin Mckee

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wnderlst:

Austria | Patrisia Carazanu

wnderlst:

Austria | Patrisia Carazanu
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jeremys-girlfriend:

▲ ❂☽ ☠ ☯

jeremys-girlfriend:

▲ ❂☽ ☠ ☯

9 hours ago on September 30th | J | 418,318 notes

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

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sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

image

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gastrogirl:

salt and vinegar potato galette.

gastrogirl:

salt and vinegar potato galette.

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Tagged as: #reference #food 

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

9 hours ago on September 30th | J | 141,350 notes