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snooxeisen:

Steven makes me play WoW with him and I like to play as wolfdudes because human(oid) races are terrible so yeah

I like to doodle them, they look awesome

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 6 notes

nachtelfen:

The moon necklace is from Amazon, the mana potion and pendants are made by me, the pillow is a present from my best friend Tobi!

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 25 notes
virtualkere:

Puppet show by liuhao726

virtualkere:

Puppet show by liuhao726

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 36 notes

having a significant other that plays video games with you is literally the best thing ever

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 28 notes

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 94,063 notes
pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo


is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 142,541 notes

Like being chained to a comet 

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 6,552 notes
aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

aliveontuesday:

the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 51,044 notes
Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)
1 day ago on September 13th | J | 37,456 notes

getintherobot:

tickatocka:

i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap

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is this live action cowboy bebop

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 27,691 notes

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 20,328 notes
lesbipoet13:

tiddiemeat420:

wait


wait

lesbipoet13:

tiddiemeat420:

wait

wait

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 86,037 notes

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 139,424 notes

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

1 day ago on September 13th | J | 248,130 notes
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