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ammit420:

“tell us about your tattoos”

“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”

9 years ago on September 18th | J | 186,886 notes

How schools kill creativity

Student: Wow! I got the right answer to that math problem using a different method that makes much more sense to me!
Math teacher: Wrong. Do it the way I taught you.
10 years ago on December 7th | J | 550,058 notes
10 years ago on December 7th | J | 338,054 notes
phazon-vuitton:
“ she like “I sure the fuck did” ”

phazon-vuitton:

she like “I sure the fuck did”

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 530,344 notes

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 279,038 notes
queerpong:
“ LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN CHURCH
”

queerpong:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN CHURCH

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 206,855 notes

parkerkithill:

this cat is everything

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 556,333 notes

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 469,084 notes
10 years ago on December 7th | J | 46,344 notes
ex0rdiium:
“poppunkmerchwall:
“Goals
”
hey look my 2 best friends
”

ex0rdiium:

poppunkmerchwall:

Goals

hey look my 2 best friends

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 24,604 notes
jtphillips15:
“ Love Dan Campbell aka “Soupy” aka “Aaron West” ”

jtphillips15:

Love Dan Campbell aka “Soupy” aka “Aaron West”

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 33,652 notes
ydream08:
“ Life decision
”

ydream08:

Life decision

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 37,411 notes

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

10 years ago on December 7th | J | 470,024 notes

Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.

But they will never be you.

Kanye West. (via obrienvevo)
10 years ago on December 7th | J | 170,096 notes
doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?
me: I'm a lesbian
doctor:
doctor:
doctor: well that's efficient
10 years ago on December 7th | J | 31,227 notes